Jessica Simpson Would Like You to Know She’s Pregnant, Horny, and Full of Amniotic Fluid [Jessica Simpson] Jessica Simpson just loves being pregnant. She loves reveling in her womanly figure, predicting her future daughter’s fashion sense, celebrating with big belly photo shoots, and indulging in those whacky cravings. But the thing that Jessica Simpson seems to love most of all? Discussing how being pregnant has turned her into a “fire hydrant” fart monster. More » [link]
At Long Last, Jessica Simpson Gives Birth [Jessica Simpson] After 37 months of pregnancy, America’s most fashionable country bumpkin Jessica Simpson has given life to a baby girl. Welcome to the world, Maxwell Drew Johnson. Countless farts and pairs of Spanx preceded your arrival. More » [link]
Celebrity Bride Predict-a-Gown Celeb brides-to-be like Kim Kardashian, Jessica Simpson and Natalie Portman will walk down the aisle soon – predict which gown they’ll wear on the big day [link]
Remix Your Wardrobe! Take cues from stars like Taylor Swift and Jessica Simpson on how to make your favorite pieces work for you over and over [link]
We want what Jessica Simpson’s snogging and we want it NOW ENVY is a terrible thing, but we’re not going to lie, we are WELL jealous of Jessica Simpson’s birthday smooch. [link]

























